If you’re curious what someone thinks of you, ask them. The effectiveness of this method is due partly to its unexpectedness. Conventions would have you come to conclusions through indirect means, by observation or by accumulation of evidences from conversations. Ask directly “do you respect me?” or “do you hold me in high regard?”. If…
Girl says to her guy “My ex-boyfriend will always have a place in my heart that is exclusively his. And likewise you have a place in my heart that no one can touch.” In reply he says “Does this mean the size of your heart is dependent on the number of people you have held…
There are so many different types of hot. Two girls can both be very fine and yet look nothing alike. While on the topic, I have a tentative inkling that, on average, the younger of a sister pair, trio, quartet, etc. is prettier than the older. No, not because the older might be showing signs…
If everyone observed speed limits all of the time, legislation would be passed to increase the limits. I would guess that people travel a speed exceeding limits by 6-10 mph most of the time. Slowing down to comply with limits, even if only having to slow by 6mph, would result in a marked reduction of…
I want to live in the middle of a large cumulus cloud for one day. If I like it, I’ll make it my weekend home.
When I’m walking with traffic on the sidewalk, I don’t like to see vehicles pass me and slow down soon afterward, and turn off the road onto a side street. I’m afraid they’re waiting for me to reach the turn off on foot. Then they’ll attack. I don’t like to see objects in discomfort. Here…
What dictates where on a trunk branches grow? And also, what dictates the paths of roots? And also, when articles in news say [“blah humph borg,” a high officer said on condition of anonymity], if I were the one whose quote was being used, I would require that it be used on condition of condition…
Isn’t it wonderful how commercial radio plays the same 50 or so songs everyday? I think the government likes it best because the predictable nature of the playlists keeps the listening audience in a passive, trance-like state. It’s like getting a drug fix. “I need a cigarette or I’ll get agitated.” A girl at the…
People ordering sugar-free ice cream tend to get double scoops. Their logic is so frighteningly obvious it’s almost sick. People are ridiculous. Hot girls tend to be friends with, and only with, other hot girls.
I love waking up slowly. Being pulled gently out of dreams is pretty kick-ass. There’s a ten minute haze state characterized by an awareness of daylight trying to bust through eyelids, plus the sensation that every movement requires much more energy than it should. At this point, ears are still asleep, no sounds. On days…