Theopine Forest

  • Further Traffic Logix

    Of the most distinguished homeless people in this country, one lives here in Fairbanks. I’ve written about him before, the character who speaks as though reading from a bible of endless passages written by a schizophrenic. And yet, in the midst of his signature style of oration submerged in an ancient grammar and spoken with…

  • Scales Of Perception

    Drifting on waves towards a solid shore of wakefulness in the early evening, after having let the sleep currents pull me out into the vast open a couple hours prior (read: a nap). Sometimes it is possible to postpone the inevitable waking, just by adjusting oneself into a new arrangement and subsequently sighing for the…

  • Girls Girls Girls

    A collection of romantic sentiments, based on experiences I’ve had since elementary school, presented in the style of R.D. Laing’s Knots: The type of girl I want is not the type of girl who would want me. You only want me if I don’t want you. I only want you if you don’t want me….

  • No Parachute

    One of the most lasting ways to rekindle enthusiasm for your work is to look round and take notice of all the jobs you would hate to have. How empowering to shift the tiresome paradigm of waking up dreading another day’s contribution to livelihood into the consideration of one’s work as collateral. Watch someone working…

  • Coast Dreams Of Fresh Air

    Of all the dual-width alphanumeric combinations possible, my Anchorage-bound flight departed from the explosive gate C4. Still, I felt that if death by aircraft was to be my obligatory end, I would rather go out at once in a big bang than plummet to earth in a nauseous descent. It is important, especially on longer…

  • Rescued By The Feds

    The Federal government has made me an offer I can’t refuse, and that should only facetiously be interpreted as an allusion to The Godfather. It’s a step backward in the sense that I’ll be returning to Alaska. It’s a step forward in the sense that I’ll be in Anchorage, living in a place of my…