Theopine Forest

  • Driveling Drippy Drinks

    I recently overheard an exchange that drew my attention to a previously unexplored aspect of verbal communication, which I will refer to as Exchange Structure. Though such structures can be graphically represented numerous ways, I didn’t spend time evaluating the options, and simply chose the first that came to mind. It’s all very straightforward, with…

  • Speaking Of Words

    It’s irritating when people use terms 1. that could be replaced with fewer-syllable terms without loss or alteration of the conveyed meaning. 2. they understand only vaguely or not at all. Regarding the 1st point, candidate term-pairs guilty of this offense cannot merely be synonyms, for most synonyms differ subtly in meaning, usually through differences…

  • As Thirsty As A Fish

    When we’re surrounded by what we want, we cease to want it. The trivial explanation is that the desire to have is incompatible with the condition of having. “Listen hear, little nipper! You can’t want to have what you already keep!” This is, however, a pathetic, semantics-fueled avoidance of the following truth: when one is…

  • A Soft Clay That Never Dries

    For those who are curious about the subjective and malleable nature of reality, yet wish to abstain from experimenting with hallucinogens, consider this sober-friendly mental-tease: Stand facing a digital countdown at an angle, such that the two rightmost vertical segments of the 7 segment display are hidden from view. When the number lit is 9,…

  • LRRH And A Wolf In Bed

    Efforts to use seldom seen people as sensors of one’s own changes in cognitive function are complicated by the fact that observations of changes in one’s appearance trump those of subtler changes by virtue of being easier to articulate and obliging what is nothing short of a social expectation. This would be a point undeserving…

  • Light Traffic On The Skyways

    The phrase “at this time” has the unusual attribute of being ubiquitous in air travel and uncommon everywhere else. It sounds like the soft scolding of an authoritarian repression that hides its merriment at dictating when certain liberties can and cannot be exercised by cloaking itself in an innocent politeness and collectively addressing the passengers…

  • Degrees Of Variance

    People can be led to second-guess themselves when information presented to them differs slightly, in conceivable ways, from their expectations or beliefs. It’s straight-forward to state that the likelihood of second-guessing one’s self grows with the region of overlap between what one had held to be true and the new information.* And for anyone doubting…