Theopine Forest

  • Brain Water Drinks

    I wonder if during typical child-parent communication the parent thinks to themselves “Wow, that makes perfect sense” or “That’s exactly the same kind of thinking process I use.” Might not the child’s brain be wired in a way similar to that of its parents? Yes, so much of brain development depends on upbringing, but I’d…

  • A Lucid Drunk

    So I drank some absinthe today and while under the influence I wondered what the optimal state of mind for learning or remembering things is. Maybe if you study while smashed, you’ll know the information better when you sober up than if you had studied it sober. No doubt, the success of this method depends…

  • Fluid Mechanics Prof

    This is in the same vein as a former post. Before it gets underway, I should clarify that while it may seem this course is of no relevance to my major, it is one of four courses I can choose from to satisfy the three engineering science elective degree requirements. My fluid mechanics prof is…

  • Criminal Systems

    When you’re being read your Miranda rights, the one stating your right to remain silent has always struck me as a sassy sarcastic way of saying shut up. Of course, I now know that this isn’t the case, but I think it seemed that way to me because I associate rights with freedoms, and it…

  • A Physical Practice

    So I went to the feared Natural Science building one last time, to pick up last semester’s final exam. It had been dropped off at the office by the Prof., so it was the administrative assistant/receptionist who pulled it out of a filing cabinet for me. In doing so she asked what relation I had…

  • Strip To Boxers

    While undressing a couple nights ago, I removed a long sleeve shirt which ignited a firestorm of static electricity bursting atoms that I could hear crackle and pop. Do you know what I mean? Where you don’t get shocked but you can hear and sort of feel the electrons bursting out of their shells and…

  • Projections

    I envision a future where power is delivered wirelessly, time passes faster for one circuit element than it does for another, and small wind turbines are installed behind the front grille of vehicles.

  • She Tastes Sweet

    I’m no authority on this; I’ve only done with 1 girl 0<(1/2) of what I’m about to describe, but I’m confident in my theory and don’t mind being wrong. The whole idea of foreplay leading up to the climax of penis in vagina speaks to the dominance of males in our society. P in V…